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Resistance: Comedy of Man


So last night there were some problems with the servers on Resistance resulting in the loss of all Ranked Team based games. Only Free for all games could be played. As my clan mates and I mainly prefer Team Objective games, we were pretty much stuck. Until Samus (The Big Boss) suggested we play a game of hide and seek in a custom game! Great idea.

So I created a Team Death Match game on the largest Manchester map, removed all weapons except for the Bullseye and made the game private. Great I thought, all the bases covered. Unfortunately, I forgot to turn the radar and map off and forgot to set a 30min time limit! Not ideal for a game of hide and seek. It also didn’t help matters that you could see your would be target’s name in big yellow letters from quite a distance away. :lol:

Anyway, the plan was that 1 person would be “it” (the seeker) and the other 3 would run off and hide, while the seeker had to find and tag whoever he found, which would mean they would be “it”.

This resulted in much hilarity during the early stages of the game. Three moments stand out which I will not forget for a long time. The first moment of comedy gold occurred after I had tagged Paranoimia and I had tried to get as far away from him as possible before he began to seek his would be victims.

I noticed both Tongo and Samus in one of the buildings on the 3rd floor, so I sauntered up there. When I reached the top floor I heard a shout of panic from Samus (we were all wearing headsets) and he promptly jumped out of the 3rd floor window to escape being tagged as he thought I was Paranoimia coming to tag him! I was almost in tears!! :lol: Brilliant stuff!

The 2nd moment came when both Tongo and Samus tagged each other and they couldn’t decide who was “it”, so they decided to duel it out. They both stood with their backs to each other and I was to count to 5 (I happened to be about 10ft away from them so could see them both), at which point they each would take 5 paces then turn and try to tag the other person.

So I started counting 1,2,3 etc but as soon as I said 1 Tongo sprinted away, while Samus stepped back one pace as I shouted out each number up to 5 (although by 5 I was already in tears of laughter)! It was ridiculously funny watching a Supreme Commander wearing the Black Ops outfit taking a step backwards right on cue while his brother ran off at full speed! :lol: You probably had to have been there but it was incredibly funny.

The 3rd moment of comedy genius came when Tongo was attempting to tag me as I ran around one of the abandoned vans. Round and round, Tongo chased me around the van while I did my best to avoid being tagged by jumping and dodging! He eventually got me as I broke away through one of the ruined buildings. It was a pure Benny Hill moment. :lol:

The novelty eventually wore off but it was great fun for the first half an hour or so.

I hope Insomniac adds a Hide and Seek mode in Resistance 2 or maybe as a new mode in Fall of Man. I think it would be a great addition!

Has anybody had any moments of great hilarity while playing Resistance?


Written by: - Contributing Editor


  1. #1 by PSNID=Lifendz on June 12th, 2007

    I think the fact that people are coming up with their own game modes is a big indicator of just how game starved we all are. But yeah, since I’ve had RFOM so long and have had nothing else to play but it, I’ve got a bunch of suggestions for Insomniac.

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    #2 by Gary on June 12th, 2007 [ 1770 Points ]

    We came up with the game because the servers were down. We (The Yuuzhan Vong Clan) would normally play Team Objective games for a couple of hours, we didn’t have the choice so instead of playing MotorStorm or calling it a night, we came up with something different.

    There’s a couple of big name releases due the end of this month, such as Ninja Gaiden Sigma and The Darkness, so the drought is coming to an end.

  3. #3 by Dirk Kuyt, Champions League final on June 12th, 2007

    I am hiding. Bet you can’t find me!

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    #4 by Gary on June 12th, 2007 [ 1770 Points ]

    I think you’re over there by the pies, just around the corner from Greggs. 8)

  5. #5 by Dirk Kuyt, Champions League final on June 12th, 2007

    Shhh! Don’t tell Rafa! I heard he wants to sign Diego Forlan to replace me. :(

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    #6 by Gary on June 12th, 2007 [ 1770 Points ]

    :| You are consuming too much pastry. It’s messing with your head. Hurry up and get a PS3!

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    #7 by Samus on June 12th, 2007 [ 490 Points ]

    Ha! Excellent read, thanks Shime! I really enjoyed that last night and I think we made the best of a bad situation. Apparently, if we’d continued to try and start a “blank” match, it would have eventually put us all in a free-for-all ranked game, which wouldn’t have been particularly pleasant. I don’t mind free-for-alls as they tend to be easier than objective games, but shooting clanmates just isn’t any fun (except when you know it won’t do any damage and you’re having fun tagging eachother).

    Anyway, it was good fun and I’m glad we gave it a try. As you say though, the novelty wore off after a while, so perhaps, if the servers are down again tonight, it’d be best to try out Motorstorm for the evening instead.

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    #8 by Gary on June 12th, 2007 [ 1770 Points ]

    I’d definitely play MotorStorm tonight if Resistance is still Free for All only.

    I’m going to try it now to see if my stats have been updated again and see if everything is back to normal.

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    #9 by Tosh on June 12th, 2007 [ 87421 Points ]

    Great read, sounds like fun :) I don’t have a clan in fall of man yet ..

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    #10 by Gary on June 12th, 2007 [ 1770 Points ]

    Good news! Everything seems back to normal. My 2 medals have returned along with my 700 kills and Supreme Commander rank, that mysteriously vanished yesterday.

    I can also choose to play Ranked Team Objective games! 8)

  11. #11 by PsychoCanadian on June 12th, 2007

    Hey guys i just got a weird message from a guy i dont know. Its from BOM2551819 subject picture and it said ‘this guy sent me this and i think it is cool’ from what i could see it had writing on it. I didn’t open it is it a virus or something?

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    #12 by Gary on June 12th, 2007 [ 1770 Points ]

    I got a message including attachment last week from someone I don’t know. I didn’t bother clicking on the attachment, I just deleted the message. I don’t trust anything like that, especially if I don’t know the person.

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    #13 by Trieloth on June 12th, 2007 [ 3286 Points ]

    lol that was a good story. I like to play that game with the flag if people are screwing around (Glitching). I got one of those strange emails from some person with a bunch of letters and numbers. I seen it as a red flag and erased it. The end of the month is looking great! Ninja Gaiden and the Darkness! Woot

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    #14 by Burten on June 12th, 2007 [ 550 Points ]

    My average survival time in RFOM is about 6sec..
    How hilarious is that ??!?


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