Portal 2 Fourth and Final Aperture video.


Valve has released their fourth and final Aperture video today. Portal 2 will be released on week from today, on April 19th. Also, this is the final week to win a copy of Potal 2. Make sure you get your entry in here.

“Over the last few weeks, we’ve gotten quite a few enticing reasons to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: from the planks of tomorrow, to test-optimized bots, to the last word in pre-emptive defense, the Home Safety Turret. Today marks Aperture’s fourth and final Investment Opportunity video, and if it doesn’t get you reaching for your special investment wallet, you wouldn’t know a can’t-miss opportunity if it was staring you in the face, yelling at you about boots.”

In case you missed the others, you can see them after the jump.

“Don’t miss this investment opportunity from up-and-coming applied sciences company Aperture Laboratories. Find out more about them April 19th, when they go public with their documentary video game Portal 2. This is the first of four videos showcasing the many lucrative products currently in development.”

“In this week’s informational video, Aperture Science founder Cave Johnson explains why robots’ll get you the biggest bang for your testing dollar. Don’t wait until April 19th to get in on the ground floor. Invest in documentary game futures today!”

“This week’s reason to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: CEO and founder Cave Johnson’s announcement that the applied sciences company is making its military-grade turret line available to consumers.”


Written by: Oly - Senior PR Manager


  1. #1 by Pedro on April 12th, 2011 [ 39949 Points ]

    The only thing I was confused is… can you fall from very high places and be alive? that’s a little silly.

    The best things about these videos is we can expect the same hilarious humor for the game.

  2. #2 by premiersoupir on April 12th, 2011 [ 17020 Points ]

    video is prototypically fetishistic (“boots”!), complete with the shot up the phallic mother’s skirt. except that the shot experiences a jump cut, or a sort of editorial castration. brilliantly freudian stuff. http://www.scribd.com/doc/31127300/Freud-Fetishism-1927e

  3. #3 by Jason on April 12th, 2011 [ 27516 Points ]

    All these adds are great at making you want it

  4. #4 by Dean147 on April 12th, 2011 [ 359 Points ]

    WTB Portal Boots.

  5. #5 by Jcmdaddy on April 12th, 2011 [ 59258 Points ]

    These ads are really funny, can’t wait for the game!

  6. #6 by Oly on April 12th, 2011 [ 131925 Points ]

    premiersoupir: video is prototypically fetishistic (“boots”!), complete with the shot up the phallic mother’s skirt. except that the shot experiences a jump cut, or a sort of editorial castration. brilliantly freudian stuff. http://www.scribd.com/doc/31127300/Freud-Fetishism-1927e  

    lol nice!
    I WTB boots too!


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