Archive for category Saints Row: The Third
Warning: The following footage is from a video game. Battling fury mascots to death in a deranged Japanese game-show should not be attempted in the real world.
“Ah, Steelport, the ultimate escape. Home to sinners, and now, to the Saints. As the Third Street Saints wrestle control of this seedy metropolis from the Syndicate in Saints Row: The Third, we look back on our fondest moments here, from eliminating a gang of ornery, stun gun-toting senior citizens, to skydiving naked into a Syndicate pool party. Sweet, sweet memories.
In our second Cherished Memory from Steelport, we look back on our first episode of Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax, Steelport’s favorite game show. Time sure does fly when you’re shooting pandas. Enjoy!”
“This Fall, experience the phenomenon that is taking the world by storm: Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax, Steelport’s most popular survival game show in Saints Row: The Third. Contestants from around the globe compete for cash, prized, and their own lives in games of death and dismemberment. It’s fun for the whole family.”
Of course this video isn’t for the whole family, and is therefore required to be behind the age gate. Also, there is a warning that the blinking lights may cause a seizure, so be careful!
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Saints Row: The Third is set to be released on November 15th in America and November 18th in Europe, 2011.
Here is the newest trailer for Saints Row: The Third, showcasing the Deckers….
… elite cybercriminals… hackers… unrelenting online gamers. Their next target: the Third Street Saints. Upon arriving in Steelport, the Saints find their bank accounts wiped out by a Deckers cyber-attack. For the Saints, there’s only one thing left to do: hack into the Deckers user-net, engage in their own brand of cyberbullying, and shut down the Deckers’ network… permanently. But in this world, Deckers mastermind Matt Miller is a virtual god, capable of altering physics, setting firewalls, and unleashing his own deadly, maxed-out avatar. Are you ready to f*** s*** up in virtual reality?
If that virtual reality is all gameplay, it will be a great addition to this already fun looking game.
Saints Row: The Third will be available on Nov. 15, 2011.