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Heart Attack Grill
11:03 pm
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This is a restaurant out here in AZ (Chandler to be exact) called the Heart Attack Grill that serves burgers and fries (and filterless cigarettes and Jolt Cola lmao). The burgers go from Bypass to Quadruple Bypass, each patty weighing 1/2 pound using 70% lean beef. Quadruple Bypass has 8000 calories :P ! Here's a pic of one:

Each patty is covered with cheese with a little lard on top, and the entire bun is dipped in lard as well. The Flatliner Fries are cut fresh and instantly dumped into the frier filled with, get this, 100% pork lard, and they're all you can eat! Best part is, if you weigh over 350 pounds, you eat for free! I'm like barely 350 including clothing and whatnot lol.

Apart from the food, Dr. Jon tests your heart out and the Nurses do regular checkups on you throughout your eating venture. It's all in good fun, though, and the Dr. encourages cardiac arrest lmao. Plus, who wouldn't want to be served by one of these:

If you can finish a triple or a quadruple, a nurse will wheel you out to your car in a wheel chair. This place rocks! I'm totally going there!

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11:11 am
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lol, fun place. But I don\'t think I\'ll be eating there. I rarely go to fast food places anymore, can\'t even remember the last time I went to one. I don\'t drink soda either.

1:15 am
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hahahaha ROFL! i heard about this a couple of years back, and laughed so much. i like how they wheel you out in wheelchairs afterwards!

4:17 pm
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been there like 6 times. Chicks are hot, food is grub

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