whenever noone's around. Gaming is like masturbating. If I do it in front of my sisters I'll get weird looks and then I know it's going to be 'brought up' the next time there's a 'discussion'.

Interestingly enough I suppose that also like masturbation gaming with the right girl could be rather fun. What an unending metaphor I've accidentally stumbled upon. I wonder how far this rabbit hole goes? trending towards online co-op. Check. most who do it are graphic whores. Check. This is getting scary now.

we all saw King of Kong right? We all remember that quote near the beginning where the guy is talking about how "Everybody games. Even grandmothers game to an extent"

The key difference between "us" and everyone is that we label or accept the label of "gamer". There's a stereotype to people with this label. We're basement dwellers who are out of shape and eat poorly, and are more than likely male. Girls with this label are rare neigh, mythical and are expected to be even more deviant than us.

All of which again applies to masturbation