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Given the chance to obtain Portal technology, I'd have a tough time not going straight to a bank vault…but honestly, who can hide a portal in a vault? That stuff would be found and connected to you lickity-split!
No, after careful deliberation the best possible option would be one Portal in the office (got to earnz the monies!) and the second would be on some coastal island….facing my grass hut (so as to also double as a nice panorama pic while in the office!)
Having work one step away from a coastal breeze, where sun bakes the tan lines of fine bikini's!
…kinda depressing while sitting here in the office, looking for my Coastal Portal
I would have the Portal gun take me to NYC, and back to florida.
Lol, keep them coming!
If I could have a portal take me anywhere it would be to the
Valve headquarters and Gabe Newell’s office. I’d then pester him until he gave
me information on half life 3. I would then ask him why the sudden love for ps3
after his hate for it in the early years haha.
Well, I hate to the one to say it, but I'd have a portal take me to the vault in places where there is money! I've been working since 16 and I'm 23 right. God I am tired of working. I want to know how people can take it working for 40 years. You get 2 days a week off, and your so tired after working all you can do is sleep! I have NO social life at all, because of my full time job. If I had a portal gun, I'd go to right down to Atlantic City, shoot it at the wall of one of the many casinos, and just FILL my pockets with cash. Maybe go to the bank and take a couple of withdrawls. Get those keys of a really nice Camaro or Challenger from the snooty car dealership on RT.22 near me. What a fun day it would be. I could travel the world and just spend spend spend. And Relax :D It'd be like hitting the lottery if I had that Portal Gun.
OOOO just thought. Maybe I could be a SUPERVILLIAN. But you know not the crazy kind, more like the "ooo this guy again" ones.
I don't wanna hurt anybody here, I'm not a bad guy. I'm just a lazy guy.
I would use the Portal (or is it just 'portal'…?) gun to circumvent doors. That's right. One on the wall as I enter and one on the floor as I exit. Who needs doors when you have futuristic priceless technology? Not me!
Or I'd sneak into the TARDIS and put up an orange portal in David Tenant's closet (…Tenant was the old Doctor…? Then who… Some jackass with a bow tie…? What… *shrugs*) and the blue portal in my closet…that way I could secretly swap my clothes for Tenant's wardrobe of classy casual suits and white converse…oh and I could totally travel in time and save the world and stuff…I guess…
if i had a portal gun nine months ago i would used to prevent my only real relationship so far from braking up, short story version is she moved to another country with her parents and we both believe in long distance relationships are bad relationships, but if i had a portal gun i would obviously used to make a portal in front of her and my house so we can just visit us like we were still neighbors :(
but today if i had a portal gun i probably use it on disasters like the one in japan, making portal so everyone can evacuate to safer ground or making portal inside destroyed buildings for rescue teams go in or even as a method of transporting aid packages faster
and while a use portals for both those things i would also use it for magically transport Ferrari's, cash machines, etc to my garage
I would probably just use the portals for my own convenience… for example, I would place one portal, say, at my job, then the other one at my house, so I could easily get from place to place. I would also use the portals in some kind of show, so people could gaze in awe at the magnificence of my portals…
So, uh, yeah…
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