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Portal 2 Short Story
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I think I would have the portal gun take me directly from my house to work, despite the fact that I live less than 10 minutes FROM work. Perhaps I'm just lazy, or I'm tired of my garage door from not closing correctly. At least if I could just portal to work, I could procrastinate even more, which ultimately I'd still be a few minutes late as always.

 

I asked my roommate what he would do. He said he'd put a portal on the wall next to his chair in the living room, and a portal on the inside of the refrigerator door, so he could just reach through and grab a beer without getting up -_-.

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Oly would have a portal that goes into the stall of a women's bathroom. Probably in the toilet itself, not thinking of the unspeakable things that will fly out at him from his portal. Or the amount of women with male genitalia.

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I would build a portal inside a portal so I could portal through portals while I played Portal and then I would portal into the future where I won the Portal 2 giveaway and I'd continue to portal through portals while wearing a portal tshirt and playing Portal 2. 

hmm

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UberJay said:

Oly would have a portal that goes into the stall of a women's bathroom. Probably in the toilet itself, not thinking of the unspeakable things that will fly out at him from his portal. Or the amount of women with male genitalia.


LOL Jay I have a wife.. I don't need this portal you wish u had! 
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