Party like a rock star is no longer acceptable. You party like Charlie Sheen, or you don’t party at all

what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?……………………………………………………………(my zipper)

Random thought for the day..Can you get cornered in a round room?

”You know you are famous when you discover you have become a comic book character.” – Nelson Mandela

This was the quote of the day on SlySpyder lol

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come.

”Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,”
– Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. ~Author Unknown

I’ll start it off, When someone says, ”Expect the unexpected,” I like to punch them in the face to express my agreement.