Jokes about Religion or Religious Issues.. Sure to offend everyone lol

How Moses Got the Ten Commandments
God went to the Arabs and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”
And the Lord said, “They are rules for living.”
Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shall not kill.”
“Not kill? We’re not interested.”
God went to the Blacks and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Honor thy Father and Mother.”
“Father? We don’t know who our fathers are.
We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Thou shall not steal”
“Not steal? We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the French and said, “I have Commandments.”
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shall not commit adultery.”
“Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.”
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, “I have Commandments.”
“Commandments?” They said, “How much are they?”
“They’re free.”
“We’ll take 10.”
There, that ought to offend just about everybody.

lol brill

Mmm, nice joke but I see no asians being mocked and thus you definitely should improve it.

hmm asians.. hmmm Tho should circumsize they self..?? No we are too small?? lmao

lol

You’re over thinking it. You could go with either of these: You shall not make for yourself an idol.

You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor.

That basically kills Japanese culture hehehe.

true eden.. lol