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Public Group active 1 year, 8 months ago agoThis is a place to post great jokes and Riddles. Please keep them decently clean.
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Markus posted on the forum topic Oh Canada! in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 1 year, 8 months agolol
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Oly started the forum topic Oh Canada! in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 1 year, 9 months agoWhores and Hockey Players A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce . The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the [...]
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Oly started the forum topic Priceless Children in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 1 year, 9 months agoA young family moved into their new home, which was next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing [...]
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Oly posted on the forum topic Underwater in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years agoI actually used that on someone when I was a kid.. lol my uncle.. I made $2 lol
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Oly started the forum topic Women in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years agoThis is great!! WOMEN A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear [...]
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Oly posted on the forum topic Animal Jokes in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 1 month agoSo, there’s this yellow toad wandering around in the forest — kinda ticked off because he doesn’t want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads. He’d sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway, this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He begs her, [...]
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Oly started the forum topic Great Office/work place Humor in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 2 months agoThis is an awesome list
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Tosh posted on the forum topic Animal Jokes in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 3 months agolol, good idea for the first wish though.
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Oly posted on the forum topic Animal Jokes in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 3 months agoA man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be [...]
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Oly started the forum topic Animal Jokes in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 3 months agoPost your favorite jokes and riddles involving animals in here!
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Oly posted on the forum topic How to Start a Fight in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 5 months ago________________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?” “Yes”, she sighed, “He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right [...]
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Oly posted on the forum topic How to Start a Fight in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 5 months agoSaturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that [...]
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Oly posted on the forum topic How to Start a Fight in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 5 months agoMy wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
And then the fight started
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Oly posted on the forum topic How to Start a Fight in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 5 months agoI took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?” “Nah, she can order for herself.”
And that’s when the fight started…..
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Oly posted on the forum topic How to Start a Fight in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 5 months agoMy wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?. ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’ So I said, “Then [...]
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Oly started the forum topic How to Start a Fight in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 5 months agoHOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started…..
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Oly posted an update in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 5 months agoFor now if you want to hide your punchline or joke, you need to just post it as an update, and not in an actual Topic. This is how:
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Oly started the forum topic How to Hide A Punchline or Answer in the group
Jokes and Riddles: 2 years, 5 months agoFor now if you want to hide your punchline or joke, you need to just post it as an update, and not in an actual Topic. This is how:
Text between the spoiler tags will be hidden until a button is clicked. Type the answer here!! with no spaces after the [
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