‘Day 1: Eating cake. They love me.’

‘DAY 2: 1st night was rough. I think the thread count on their sheets was 6. Stiff neck. Nothing some Sports Champions cant fix.

‘DAY 3: You know the eye of the tiger? Mom just whupped dad in The Fight – Lights Out with the Eye of the Cougar.

‘DAY 4: The Maguires have a 50” TV. KB Don’t get outta bed for anything less than 60” w/3D. We’ll need some new equipment.

‘DAY 5: SingStar Dance-ing with the Maguires. Call me Kevin Butler, VP of Shaking What His Mother Gave Him.

‘DAY 6: Mom Maguire just made some epic grilled peaches with mascarpone sauce. I think I’m in love. Mascarpone love.

‘DAY 7: Just taught Collin’s EyePet to sing Total Eclipse of the Heart. Chew on that, puppies.

‘DAY 8: One week in and the Maguires are adapting nicely. I’m like the father they never had.

‘DAY 9: Gramps Maguire just offered to demonstrate choke holds he used in Korea that aren’t in The Fight Lights Out. Pass.

‘DAY 10: Trust me, you don’t want to play mom in Tiger Woods ’11. The woman has the focus of a mongoose, and eyes just as cold.

what happen to DAY 11?
Kevin Butler from Sony’s Ad Campaigns It was an epic day that wouldn’t fit in 140 characters or less.

‘DAY 12: When playing #PSMove, houseguests should go first. Yes talking 2 u, Jeb Maguire, reading this on ur phone between rounds.

‘DAY 13: You know that tip where it says you can use club soda to get cranberry juice out of upholstery? Yeah, not so much.

‘DAY 14: Pro Tip: If you see KB walk into the bathroom with today’s Sudoku puzzle of “diabolical” difficulty, it’ll be a while.

‘DAY 15: Note to self: don’t challenge Gramps Maguire to Sports Champions volleyball. He’s shockingly spry.

‘DAY 16: Why can’t these Maguire kids replace the bag when they take out the garbage?! In my office that’s a fireable offense.

‘DAY 17: Mom Maguire just handed me a rake, which I handed off to Jeb. In business, we call that ‘delegation.’